Party: Breakfast - Jokes Please!

Party: Breakfast - Jokes Please!

Jokes Please! is an award-winning stand-up comedy show that happens every Thursday at LMG.

Breakfast is the most romantic meal of the day.

Remember, if someone brings breakfast to your bed exclaim, “Ooooh! Breakfast in bed!”

But on regular days never say, “Oooooooh! Breakfast in kitchen!”

Because sarcasm can hurt. You keep THAT up and soon you’ll be having lunch in doghouse. Then dinner in dumpsville. And we all know what dinner in dumpsville tastes like: SWEET FREEDOM or BITTER ASHY HEARTBREAK AND REGRET (depending on your point of view and circumstance).

This week SWEET Andy Kallstrom and Ross NEW PANTS Dauk will be hosting.

With guests:

Sean Yap Sei-Been Devlin
Amber Harper-Young
Mark Nesbitt
Jackie Hoffart
Brett Skillen
Mike Greenwood

Doors at 8:30
Show at 9 pm
Door is 5
Drinks are 4

The best breakfast is a breakfast burrito because anything can be in that tortilla and it’s still technically a burrito. It could be a World Peace and Tickets to Hamlton burrito, for instance. Stupid eggs just can't compare to world peace.