Party: Bogoff: Carbon Examination Deferral

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Party: Bogoff: Carbon Examination Deferral

On the second day of Christmas Carbon gave to me..
'Buy One Get One For Free or else go get stuffed'
'Nothing but 80's&90's Classics'
'Free in until 11.30'

Carbon Examination deferral:
Carbon medics and legal experts have spent extortionate hours researching the so called 'Rattled' illness inflicted by lush, finally concluding that being rattled actually is a real illness just like the man flu, Cooties, Failure to Parent, Vitamin C Deficiency and Celiac disease.
Symptoms include:
- A pathological desire to lay on the floor.
-Inability to recognize the man/woman/entity you have woken up in bed with.
-Lack of alcohol in the house
-An intensified fear in signing in to Facebook or read phone messages

With exams nearing and stress levels at a colossal high why not defer exams and go on a session? To soften the process Carbon have created our very own fruitless Exam deferral forms which work 99.9% of the time, all of the time.
Session> study session.
We have even outsourced doctors notes to confirm that you are unfit for exams.
Anyway Galway is meant to be lovely in the summer.
Tag three people on the wall who you want to share a bartab with.